Dear White Collar …

Stop trying to get Tiffani Thiessen involved.

Nothing against her, but the coincidences required to loop her into every episode make those segments feel like a soap opera. The kidnapping story in “Shoot the Moon” was particularly ridiculous. She just conveniently puts her catering skills to use while she’s a hostage?

Stop it. That’s dumb.

You should have made her an FBI agent if you were going to use her so much.

Thanks you for your prompt attention to this important matter.